The Forlorn Avenger

I have returned to "blog" once more. I doubt any of you actually still check this page, but if you do, you're in for a real treat! And by treat, I mean mindless babbling. Although, if I have something important to say, I might say it. But I won't. I'm pretty uneventful...

SUPERHAPPYFUNBLOG: It's an obnoxious name.

Wii backwards issi sdrawkcab iiW

I'll post here after OTM is done with. MAYBE.

Stumpy, do a dance!

ALL RIGHT!!! SHUT UP!!!

Back by popular demand! I will now update this bloog more than once in a never!

McDonald's Toys Suck!

Some random news: My awesome unicorn based short story is about 25% done. I'ts turning out to be more of a short novel (or as the cool kids say novella) than short story. Also High School Musical with Middle Schoolers gave me some strange quotes:

1) Some 6th grad girl: Hi Jorge (thats how you spell Hor-Hay)
Me: I bet you can't spell Jorge.
6th grader:H-o-r-s-e

2)Crazy girl holding bag of grapes: I HATE LEMONS!

3)Some really dumb guy: But I like diarrhea!

wait, that last one was me...eh, whatever...

Handheld Gaming News:May 2007

As some of you know (and by some, I mean Ryan) my sister suckered me into a talent show for a non-profit organization. I'm finally going to say bout it. Here's the playbill:

MORE NEWS LATER... I HAVE TO GO TO HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL...smallprintsucks...

DO GEESE SEE GOD!

I have a short story due monday for english. Which is the same day as the AP test. And I have that stupid show all weekend also. And Sunday's Mother's Day. So I have pretty much no time. BUT! I know what I'm writing, and it's called, "The Perilous Journey of Tim the Legless Unicorn." Yeah, I know, it sounds a bit...off. BUT! Tim has kids named Bibbity Boy McGee and Hortense. And yes, I'm turning this in as a serious project. And yes, I'll post it when I'm done.

Super Smash Brawl.!

Some strange new gas station commercials.